This imbibing pain in something
Oh these waters of wisdom
Got my life ruined

Stress attracted me
To you
You lousy addiction
You misled me and
Got me more stressed

My wife and I
No longer see eye to eye
Because of you liquor
I hate you but l love you

Maybe it’s true that
There is a thin line
Between love and hate
I m sitting on the fence
But my allegiance goes to tee-tolling

You stupid alcohol
You got my life in a mess
The doc says my liver
Is beyond redemption
Thanks to your toxicity

Now Im strung out
Hopeless and broke
Desperate and dependant on you
How callous of you Mr Beer

When my wife left you made me declare
That beer was my wife and my wife was beer
Now my kids are rejecting me
Now should l say beer is my kids and...
Mr ruin it all

And tell your nasty cousin
Mr Hangover
That l hate the games he plays on me
Especially after flirting with you alcohol